This 1960 ad from Sunkist suggests you squirt some fresh lemon juice into your tomato juice.
I don't drink tomato juice. Not even as a Bloody Mary. Very strange, I know. But I do love lemons. And they look so pretty in this ad, I couldn't resist.
Click here for another retro way to doctor up your tomato juice.
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Gut a pumpkin, fill it with ice and you have an awesome cooler.
This serving suggestion comes from a 1947 ad for Dr. Pepper.
ADDENDUM posted 29 October 2012
If you 'd rather turn your pumpkin into a keg, click here for directions.
Via Paul.Malon
This 1972 ad suggests you pour a little Grand Marnier liqueur over vanilla ice cream. A classy follow-up to all the wings.
I just got back from Hawaii so this Jell-O idea really appeals to me.
Start by draining the juice from a can of pineapple rings and using it to mix with a package of lime Jell-O; add water if necessary. Pour the mixture back in the can of pineapple rings and chill.
This creamed egg horror reminds me of a joke that was popular when I was a kid:
Little Johnnie:
Mommy! Mommy! Mary threw up and the dog's eating all the big pieces.
Johnnie's Mother:
Shut up and get a fork.
Via Charm and Poise
"What to make for dinner? Hmmmm... I know, I'll make a lime Jell-O mold and fill it with tuna."
"Know what would be even better? Fill half of the lime Jell-O with cottage cheese."
"Jell-O-riffic idea!"
Image: Copyranter
Like millions of people, I'm ringing in the new year by dieting. So the last thing I want to see is a tempting dish with no regard for fat grams or white carbs. Hence, this unappetizing serving suggestion.
This culinary nightmare came from an old ad for Del-Monte sugar peas. See it at Katnip.
