These are awesome.
Super-easy, oven-baked corn dogs.
All the fun of a state fair with none of the glad-handing politicians.
Evidently, the above ad ran before consumer protections were tightened; be forewarned, your oven-baked dogs will not have grill marks.
Here's a closeup of the 1963 Kellogg's recipe for oven-baked corn dogs: