Hey, gents, don't waste your time with dinner dates and puppy-dog pleading. Use hypnosis to get her in the sack.
The ad doesn't actually say that, but everyone knows where the buxom brunette in the lower right-hand corner is headed.
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Source: Modern Mechanix
The copy says:
Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and 'fitting in' during those awkward pre-teen and teen years."
Source: trendbeheer