The photoshopping on Joanna Rohrback's website is as entertaining as the Prancercise movements she invented.
In case you haven't yet discovered Prancercise, it's a "fitness revolution" based on a "springy, rhythmic way of moving, similar to a horse's gait and ideally induced by elation."
There are many variations of the Boston accent. In one, I'm referred to as Pauler, my favorite food is pizzer and I sometimes use a loufer in the showah.