Crown Jewels, condoms of distinction that celebrate the upcoming nuptials of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
A sample of the website copy:
Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure.
Oh, my.
Buy them here. A box of three condoms ("a triumvirate of prophylactics") costs approximately $8.
Click here to see other, albeit less stimulating, royal wedding commemorative merchandise.
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