I like cats, so showing a cat in your ad got my attention.
Turning said cat into a flaky pastry was a bold move but I like weird so you're okay there.
However, trying to scare me with fear of cat germs just makes me laugh. I kiss my cats on the lips. There are usually little bits of kitty litter in my bed. No doubt there are undiscovered puddles of cat gak in my house right now.
If you want to scare me, you'll have to do better.