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20 May 2008

How Mattel screwed up a good brand

My husband and I spent Sunday going through our house, gathering up all the stuff we no longer need and packing it up for Goodwill. Somewhere in the back of an upstairs closet, my husband found some of my stepdaughter's old Barbie dolls.

100_0416 As would be the case with almost any woman of my generation, there was a moment of temptation, a longing to comb each doll's hair and redress it in something pretty. Then reality set in and I saw Barbie for what she has become: tarted-up trailer trash in cheap synthetic clothing.

It made me sad. And mad. Mad as hell, in fact, that Mattel destroyed what was once a beloved brand.

Unless you're a boomer, you never played with Barbie when she was a stylish, sophisticated, impeccably dressed woman. Her hairdos were smart bobs, pageboys and those bubble cuts that Barbie somehow made look chic. Her clothes were tailored, the seams finished. The Barbie I grew up with wore dresses and heels. And when we stopped playing with her, it was because we were too old and not because she looked tattered, used and ready to turn a few more tricks on the seedy side of town.

When I was young, getting a new Barbie was a big deal. We may have inherited Barbies from relatives (thank you, Dora!) but most of us received only two or three brand-new Barbies in our entire childhoods. Mattel hadn't yet started making that loathesome cheap-o line of Barbies you can get for a few bucks at season's end at the drug store. As a result, today's little girls, even those with miserly parents, still end up with dozens of Barbies. And we all know what happens when a kid gets a lot of anything; the kid gets quickly bored and wants something else.

I've no doubt that recreating the quality of vintage Barbie clothes would be cost-prohibitive in today's world, but why did Mattel change Barbie's clothing style from fashion-forward glamor to toddler-iffic neon and stretch nylon? Watch a little girl dress a Barbie today. She tugs and pulls so hard on the clothing you can hear the threads ripping. And why should she bother to take care with Barbie's clothes? They're cheap. And they're plentiful. What was I just saying about children's attitude toward abundance?

Barbie_dolls_3 Then there's the hair. The combing and styling of Barbie's hair was one of the most enjoyable ways to kill an hour when I was a child. So Mattel went and gave all Barbies the same ankle-length hair. I can understand why they thought that would make Barbie more fun. What I can't understand is why they didn't quickly realize that freakishly long doll hair is perpetually unkempt hair, making today's Barbie look a mess 24/7.

Mattel took away everything that was special and magical about the Barbie doll and turned it into just another of the ratty toys that sit discarded and forgotten at the bottom of a box in the back of a closet.

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If I've made you sad, too, allow me to make it up to you. Here are a few paintings by Judy Ragagli, an artist known for her amazing oil paintings of Barbies from 1959 - 1971. All but the first image are available for purchase at Picasso Mio. Enjoy.

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07 February 2008

Go ahead. Blame advertising. You know you want to.

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Source: Best Pics Around

08 August 2007

Relax. Ronald McDonald does not have a hold on children's minds.

According to a study conducted by Stanford University and Lucile Packard Children's Hospital, children prefer food wrapped in McDonald's packaging over unbranded food.

Some have taken this study to mean that McDonald's has turned children into fast food fiends. Let's not get carried away.

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All the study means is that kids prefer branded food to unbranded food. Just as you do.

Don't you assume the quality of a banana with a Dole label is likely better than that of a banana with no label? 

Don't you think the no-name brand of cola at the supermarket doesn't taste as good as Coca-Cola?

Don't you wonder just a little bit if the generic drug your health insurance covers is as good as the name-brand that's not covered by your plan?

I've been in advertising and marketing for more than 20 years and even I believe that most branded products are better than those that aren't.

So, as far as this study on kids is concerned, it pretty much just means that kids pick up on our buying behavior at an early age. Which is really not that scary at all.

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30 May 2007

How to unwind after a long morning at preschool.

Sangaria markets fake beer and other fake alcoholic beverages for children in Japan.

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The 'beer' is really some sort of apple juice-flavored drink that forms a head when poured into a glass.

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Will these products make alcohol consumption seem more attractive to children? Probably. But then so does forbidding alcohol.

Source: C Scout Japan 

02 February 2007

Gorilla Boogers are said to be delicious.

Gorilla_boogers_2_1Gorilla Boogers are a Japanese snack brand. According to Tokyomango, Gorilla Boogers are "actually just a bunch of raisin-like black beans."

Kids love 'em.

I thought you should know.

29 January 2007

Kids didn't know what 'illusory' meant. And they were too lazy to look it up.

Every baby boomer raised in the U.S. remembers the ad for X-ray glasses... The titillating promise of seeing people naked... And the I-should-have-known-better disappointment that accompanied our buyer's remorse.

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For many more examples of vintage advertising, visit my other blog, Found in Mom's Basement.

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19 January 2007

This is supposed to make a kid NOT afraid of the dentist?

Colgate sent dentists these masks as part of a promotion for Colgate Smiles kids' toothbrushes. The masks were meant to reinforce the advertising campaign aimed at kids and their parents and themed, "No need to be afraid of the dentist -- with Colgate Smiles kids' toothbrushes."

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It's a great idea for adults and kids above a certain age. For young kids, however...Just think back to how some kids react to a guy in a Santa suit.


Source: Scary Ideas

23 December 2006

In the 'good old days,' you could sell guns in children's magazines.

Leif Peng at Today's Inspiration found this ad in a 1966 issue of Boy's Life.

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Does anyone else find it stunning that there's a gun manufacturer called Daisy?

For many more examples of vintage advertising, visit my other blog, Found in Mom's Basement.

06 December 2006

Remember Sea-Monkeys?

A blast from the past that shows how egregiously advertising once misled children.

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Sea-Monkeys were actually a species of brine shrimp that didn't look anything like the Sea-Monkeys depicted in this ad.

As kids, we all pretty much knew the Sea-Monkeys wouldn't really look like that...But just in case...'Cause you never know...My friend had a cousin whose neighbor ordered Sea-Monkeys and they looked just like the ad...A lot of us sent in $1.25 plus 50ยข shipping and handling.

Source: Found in Mom's Basement

The cowards at the American Academy of Pediatrics take the easy way out: they're blaming everything on advertising.

Wwwelporvenircommx According to a new policy statement just released by the American Association of Pediatrics, advertising is to blame for obesity, anorexia, underage consumption of alcohol, and age-inappropriate sex.

Parents, who still provide most of the food kids eat, couldn't possibly have anything anything to do with obesity.

And while advertising is causing kids to be fat, it's also to blame for causing teenagers to starve themselves to death.

The fact that grownups drink and authority figures are so adamantly against young people drinking has no effect on underage drinking.

Bratzpunk_l The trampy clothing and trampy dolls parents buy their little girls (yes, I'm talking today's Barbies and Bratz) doesn't contribute to age-inappropriate sexuality.

And the porn that is easily accessed by anyone with an Internet connection -- or a friend with an Internet connection -- isn't contributing to 13 year-olds having sex.

Yessirree, Bob, it's advertising that's to blame for all that is wrong with our world.

Hollywood is off the hook.

No one is pointing fingers at the editorial sections of not only fashion and gossip magazines, but every single magazine that regularly runs non-news images of rail-thin women.

Pediatricians who did and said NOTHING about childhood obesity until it reached epidemic proportions are innocent of any wrongdoing.

And of course, no one wants to make parents feel bad about how they're raising their children.Devito

Just for the record, there is absolutely NO hard scientific data linking advertising with children's health. Go google to your heart's content; you won't find any such data from a reputable source.


Photos, top to bottom: scary-skinny actress Keira Knightly; Bratz dolls; and an admittedly drunk Danny Devito appearing on The View last week.

Source: CNN