"I view [the Kardashian situation] like people viewed the plague in the Middle Age. I just want to survive it."
That's Jerry Della Famina talking about the prospect of Kardashian family members vacationing in the Hamptons this summer. Which is pretty funny coming from the guy once known as the "Madman of Madison Avenue."
According to Gawker, one of the actors who portrayed McGruff the Crime Dog, John Morales, has been sentenced to 16 years in prison after pleading guilty to possession of a lot of things he shouldn't have had lying around his house:
[P]olice seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons – including a grenade launcher, and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from [Morales'] home.
That cold hard fact comes from a very nice Consumerist article about how Betty Crocker and its Minnesota-based owner General Mills are providing free wedding cakes to the first three couples to get gay married in Minnesota once it becomes legal at midnight tonight.
This weekend, I spotted the LL Bean Bootmobile traveling North on the Maine Turnpike. I didn't even know such a thing existed. According to the interwebs, the Bootmobile is part of the Maine retailer's 100th Anniversary celebration.