Add these to the list of products I'm glad I don't have to write copy for.
Liquid Virgin, "vaginal contracting lubricant," $9.99:
Charcocaps, "pills that cure smelly farts," $12.99 for 100 pills:
Razorba, back shaver, $29.99:
I'm hoping the warning "do not eat" is part of the fun in advertising a hamburger phone and not a directive from the legal department. Click image to enlarge.
If you're drawn to the idea of awkwardly holding a plastic burger to your ear while trying to carry on a conversation, here's a link to The Orginal Hamburger Phone website.
The Incredible Edible Anus What kind of asshole would desecrate chocolate in such a disrespectful manner?
Hello Kitty HK-AK-47 A limited-edition firearm that comes with a hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler. Yours for just $1,072.95.
Mo's Bacon Bar Another gastronomic travesty. This time, milk chocolate has been laced with crunchy bits of smoked bacon.
Hardy's new Country Breakfast Burrito 920 calories and 60 fat grams of eggs, bacon, sausage, diced ham, cheddar cheese, hash browns, sausage gravy and tortilla. Yee hah!
Sources: Bisous, Glamguns.com, Vosges Chocolate, CNN
Maxine Mouse is driven by hope. She's cruising for a cure. She's hitting the road to let you know the cure for breast cancer is just around the bend.
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Must. Stop. Reading.
Source: Accordion Guy
From an insert in today's Boston Globe. Click image to enlarge.
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