Advertising Is Good For You

Happy Father's Day from Arnold Schwarzenegger

My Father's Day gift to you. Enjoy.

Via Adweek

Whoopi Goldberg pees when she laughs

Click here to see Whoopi Goldberg in the Poise commercial.

Macy's Christmas tree unveiling

Poster for Macy's Christmas tree unveiling from 2006.

Via ffffound!

Attention, People of Walmart, Pajama Jeans are here

Actually, they're more like Sweatpants Jeans.

Click here to watch the TV commercial for Pajama Jeans.

Trick AND Treat

Buy them at stupid.com.

TV commercial for a blanket that "traps flatulence molecules"

The "Marriage Blanket" is a blanket with "a layer of activated carbon fabric... that traps flatulence molecules... the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons."

Not an SNL parody. It's for real.

CLICK HERE to watch the Marriage Blanket TV commercial. 

 

Be forewarned, if you visit the website, when you try to click away from it, one of those annoying windows pops up with the trick question that forces you to click an answer -- one that usually does not result in an exit from the site. (If anyone knows the proper term for those horrible windows, please let me know.)

"We're postponing the Offshore Industry Safety Awards. Write something for the website."

I said a little prayer for the poor bastard who had to write this. And to thank God it wasn't my assignment.

The Department of the Interior's Minerals Management Service had to postpone their annual offshore industry safety awards luncheon originally scheduled for May 3. The 120-mile oil slick related to offshore drilling is the obvious cause.

Click the image below to enlarge.

CLICK HERE to go straight to the actual webpage. 

Who's grandma spending Christmas with next year, is what I want to know

Order your Merry Christmas from Heaven® photo ornament from The Lighter Side Co.

I hope they know more about chickens than they do about advertising

Look at how much crap is packed into this one FSI.

I dare you -- no, I double dog dare you -- to figure out what the hell "MOBILE ACCESS" and that pixilated square have to do with the chicken.

What to get Gramps if he already has a hat that says, "Old Codger"

I'm trying to decide how many guns would have to be pointed at my head before I would actually eat this stuff

Source: Bits & Pieces

Just a few of things one can buy at shopinprivate.com

Add these to the list of products I'm glad I don't have to write copy for.

Liquid Virgin, "vaginal contracting lubricant," $9.99:

Charcocaps, "pills that cure smelly farts," $12.99 for 100 pills:

Razorba, back shaver, $29.99:

All this and more at shopinprivate.com.

More products I'm glad I don't have to write copy for:

lawn ornaments from Design Toscano