The "Marriage Blanket" is a blanket with "a layer of activated carbon fabric... that traps flatulence molecules... the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons."
Not an SNL parody. It's for real.
CLICK HERE to watch the Marriage Blanket TV commercial.
Be forewarned, if you visit the website, when you try to click away from
it, one of those annoying windows pops up with the trick question that
forces you to click an answer -- one that usually does not result in an
exit from the site. (If anyone knows the proper term for those
horrible windows, please let me know.)