School Suspends Second Grader for Eating His Pop-Tart Into the Shape of a Gun
Let's all eat some Pop-Tarts in protest. Who's with me?
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He wasn't eating his Pop Tart into the shape of a gun. He was eating his Pop Tart into the shape of a penis. America needs to chillax.
Posted by: Jeffrey Jones | 04 March 2013 at 10:12 PM
Back to the cell with you, Jeffrey.
Posted by: Paula Zargaj-Reynolds | 05 March 2013 at 03:30 PM
This happened in the same universe where peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are considered racist. So what would a PB&J in the shape of a gun signify? Genocide?
School sucks, but not for the right reasons.
Posted by: Bela | 13 March 2013 at 08:33 AM