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16 August 2010


America's Huskiest Composer Of Haiku

In homage to Kettle Brand's Krinkle-Kut Sea Salt & Cracked Pepper Potato Chips, I have composed a haiku in the traditional form of 5 syllables, followed by 7 syllables, followed by 5 syllables:

Starchy Beguiler!
Snack's Addictive Mouthfeel!
Vandal Of Diets!

Thank you for your applause. I've applied for a grant.

Paula Zargaj-Reynolds

My little fatty, you're a genius!


When I was at Target yesterday, a sample lady was giving these out and I actually mentioned that I read about these chips in a blog (meaning this one, of course). She was an older lady and she seemed surprised. Not sure she knows people blog about everything.
Oh, and I bought some, of course, but I chose crystal meth with a hint of extacy flavor (AKA barbecue).

Paula Zargaj-Reynolds

I don't dare try any of the other flavors -- I have enough addictions AND enough trouble not gaining weight!

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