Jezebel has posted two emails it claims are from American Apparel's management advising employees on how to dress and groom.
In a nutshell, if you're a woman and you want to work at American Apparel, you have to be naturally beautiful.
If you're a man, any preppy look will do.
Individuality seems to be "advised against" for both sexes.
That's my take on it, anyway.
Judge for yourself. Click here to read American Apparel's dressing and grooming policies.
For another good laugh, click here to read the dress code for women who hope to get into Cornell's Pi Phi sorority.
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