Because nothing says "Be mine!" like perforated beef tiles steamed in onions.
For Valentine's Day, your Chicagoland area White Castle franchisees offer sit-down dining, with a table and chairs and plates and a waitress and, oh, golly, I don't know, just everything a girl could possibly want!
Oh, here's the menu. I'm sorry, I mean, here's le menu:
I'm thinking that those sitcoms where the husband's a big slob, yet his wife looks like Courtney Thorne-Smith, garner really high ratings in the Chicagoland area.