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    25 February 2008

    Are they real tag lines? Beats me. But they are funny.

    On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

    On a gynaecologist's gffice: _
    Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

    On a plumber's truck:
    We repair what your husband fixed.

    On another plumber's truck:
    Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

    Pizza shop slogan:
    7 days without pizza makes one weak.

    At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    Invite us to your next blowout.

    At a towing company:
    We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

    On an electrician's truck:
    Let us remove your shorts.

    At an optometrist's office:
    If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

    On a taxidermist's window:
    We really know our stuff.

    In a podiatrist's office:
    Time wounds all heels.

    Outside a muffler shop:
    No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

    In a veterinarian's waiting room:
    Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!

    In a restaurant window:
    Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up.

    In the front yard of a funeral home:
    Drive carefully. We'll wait.

    Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
    Best place in town to take a leak.

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